Scorpio (Dark Humor)
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
Do not let your tongue mention someones faults,
You are also full of faults; and people have tongues too.
"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago
I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!
I lost it at 0:21
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