my ex’s 13 year old sister invited me to thanksgiving dinner and y’all better bet I’m going
my dad: there is no way in hell you are going
me: if you think anything you say is going to keep me from my ex’s aunt’s apple pie you are severely mistaken
THE PLOT THICKENS
my ex isn’t even going to be there!!!! deadass they replaced him with me
my heart is made of many things
Hello there my name is katie Im 4'11 and partly Asian :) If you wish to ask me anything just post a question.
Its an old issue of the New Yorker but its still relevant. #everyfuckingweek
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Fixed it! Christmas 2017 is the year Rudolph finally shuts down Santa for his ruthless opportunism
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This year has probably given Cards Against Humanity enough material for a stand alone 2017 special edition.
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Sleeping next to someone you care about is probably one of the best feelings in the world.
Y'all ever heard of a tax refund
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| employer: | so what would you say is your biggest weakness? |
|---|---|
| me: | probably just like who I am as a person |
you know what? the years really do start coming and they really don’t stop coming
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